when at the ex, shop as mom does - neck massager with heat

Part of the reason for choosing to be a parent in the first place is that people feel the need to pass on some wisdom to a new generation, a small suggestion that will allow a child to tide over when he or she is wandering around the world, find fame, wealth, happiness or at least one apartment on the Toronto waterfront, less than halfmillion.
As far as I am concerned, one thing that I can make a mark on my little son seems to be (
I will wait when you take the pen)
: When you go to your ex, you need to buy something that is useless.
It's been a long time.
My firm belief, probably because the ex had so many useless things, it seemed almost profanity that no one left.
When you board Bathurst's trams home, who of us does not worship the altar of the battery-exhausted neck massager?
More about the stars.
Sketch of the COMCNE roller coaster-
Regulators say it looks like support is odd, but it works: Ex's food is redundant and burgers are the source of food --
I actually bought some kind of slicer years ago --dicer.
It has neither slices nor cuts.
Instead, it threatens my nails every time I use it bravely.
It lurks in various kitchen cabinets over the years, laughing at me with its little metal blade until, in the end, I throw it out.
Buy this anyway. something-
The other day, when the young kid sent me a tweet: "Bought my 'useless CNE merchandise of the Year' for $4," linked to a T-
A shirt printed with the words "serial cooler" and a photo of someone lying on the sofa.
I like to see the ex and now my kids are too old to go with their mother and I did-er, asked —
Big Greek husband goes with me. We’re married.
That's what you did.
Granted, I abandoned him once or twice, and for the rest of the year where I was hanging out --
Hall B of the Direct Energy Center is called a festival, but during this period it becomes an "international pavilion ". ”At one point (
Don't tell him this)
, I forgot which bench I put him on, spent a few minutes walking aimlessly on one aisle, walking on the other, stopping and naturally looking at the bracelet.
To my credit, the only thing I bought was a $8 mini wallet, which, while I have questions, claimed to be leather.
It turns out that shopping is not the only activity of Ex.
I have heard that there are rides, although I usually avoid such things.
There are people riding, there are also non-ride people. I am a non-ride person.
We 've been to Disney world more often than absolutely necessary, and I haven't been to Space Mountain yet (
Although I like the journey of Buzz Lightyear very much.
What I'm trying to say is that you might want to avoid me if I carry a laser gun).
This year, however, at stupid moments, I did decide that even if I was afraid of heights, I could handle something called a trip to the sky.
Why am I doing this?
The name itself means that it is a journey in the sky.
None of these two things went well.
Hate to ride a bike like I do.
Everything was fine until the journey began, you know, I found myself sitting in the air that was basically a ski lift, shaking uncomfortable feet halfway.
At first, I was sure I would die suddenly somewhere --a-
Then, when I calmed down, I spent the rest of my time worrying that my shoes would fall.
If you want to know, we visited our ex a few days before the cronut burger shop closed but we didn't try.
Nevertheless, given the amount of food we managed to consume in six hours --
Between the two of us, we ate Thai Fried River powder, spring rolls, perogies, souvlaki, bacon, shrimp dumplings, vegetables
Baked potatoes, an ice cream cone, two bottles of water, a large cup of lemonade --
We should probably stick to tea and toast for a while.
There is a reason why they distribute Tums free of charge in the food building.
What about my useless stuff?
Let's say that any day (temporary)
Daisy tattoo on the ankle
Hey, that must be a good day.
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