the 10 most baffling computer gadgets money can buy - portable eye massager

Even with all the items that we actually need in our lives included, there are still many pages in the computer catalog that need to be filled in.
Fortunately, the industry as a whole is trying to invent useless, downright electronic devices, and hopefully someone will buy them out of town.
For example: 10 USB mouse jigglerusb mouse Jiggler is the USB device you plug into your computer.
The device "shakes" your mouse every few minutes so that sleep mode or screen saver doesn't show up, presumably so you can snooze in front of your computer and still look like you're working.
Inventing gadgets for lazy people is what makes America great (
Hell, we use segway on the treadmill)
But pay $30 instead of a 10 second mouse click (
Time required to adjust the sleep mode timer)
The degree of laziness is completely different.
This is the level to hire someone to operate the TV remote for you.
Eye massager is a peripheral device, shaped like two fingers, ready to try three Stooges
Poke your eyes.
So it's perfectly reasonable that they will sell it as a USB device for use around your eyes.
It has two different vibration settings: high speed ,(
We think it's fatal because it vibrates into your brain)and low speed (
Although not fatal, it may cause severe damage to the retina and subsequent blindness).
On the positive side, according to the creator, this is almost the greatest invention ever made by man.
It can not only relieve your painful eyeballs, but also relieve tension in the central nervous system, help digest, stimulate the lymphatic system, and fight infection by enhancing the immune system.
The creators are already working on a USB back massager for cancer treatment.
Before you passionately insert this device into your eye socket, consider: when you can massage your eyeballs with your own fingers, why do you risk blindness?
We also don't fully believe the creator's statement about what these devices call magical healing power.
We're not saying they're lying.
We can't legally)
We just said they had something in common with Pinocchio. i. e.
Whether it's f * g cheats).
If you are still thinking about buying, then we urge you to consider the price.
We can assure you that there are a number of less expensive ways to make you blind, such as hiccups for eyeballs, or eye-catching for a good old man --
The old-fashioned eyes sting.
The Aroma USB is a USB-
The power air freshener exudes a sweet smell to counter any offensive smell.
The website claims that the device is "pre-loaded with perfume "(
Unlike those irritating air fresheners that you have to load your own perfume)
There are all kinds of colors.
OK, just at this point, we have to stop and ask how many free USB ports they think people have on their machines.
We already have a keyboard, mouse, printer and thumb drive.
Why in this world, we sacrifice another slot for a USB gadget aromatherapy candle and other air fresheners to perform exactly the same task, instead of wasting your computer's limited set of USB hot pot suits for more important devices, such as those you have already looked.
The Aroma USB seems to be primarily enterprise-oriented, though we think most businesses are more focused on making money than spending thousands of dollars on scented computer peripherals.
The company dares to ask the question: "is the fragrance USB stick without RAM better than the boring ordinary USB stick?
We dare to answer, "No, not at all.
"The 7 USB hum dog is probably the funniest USB device ever.
It's a USB drive in the shape of a dog, but that's not all yet.
When you plug it in, it starts to plug in your USB port rhythmically, mimicking the hump of the dog.
It comes in two different colors: brown and black. It can also . . . eh . . .
Have we mentioned how funny it is?
As you can hear, the sound is not annoying at all, it is very quiet and you can only hear it from four or five compartments away.
Yes, we can't wait until the bean bag at the next workstation gets one so we can hear the mechanical clicking for hours in a row while he giggling.
The crazy Dutch have been freed from their drugs.
In order to design some disturbing new computer equipment, trafficking and prostitution.
Here we have a speaker system that is described as a gimp-
Black leather, X for eyes (
Usually death)
Speakers are integrated at the foot. Hey, why not.
The speakers are actually very low.
High quality audio, so the company seems to rely on the novelty of sound
Production of S & M teddy bears for sale--
It's a very scary idea when you think about it.
In fact, it is better not to do so.
6 USB ghost RadarThe dull Japanese gadget company Solid Alliance came up with the perfect solution for all your ridiculous supernatural fears.
Ghost Radar is ghost-
Detect computer peripherals. You heard us.
The device is connected via USB and should be able to detect ghosts, ghosts and other unreal things.
It uses complex algorithms and analysis data such as feedback on biological features of your skin to make the moon
Cycle adjustments to detect if there is supernatural activity nearby.
It then drops all this information and tells you that there is a ghost in the room.
This gives you precious time to do the magic/retreat under your desk as you make such useful gadgets.
The value of this project depends almost entirely on whether you believe in ghosts or not.
As far as we are concerned, rational and logical people will not.
The only ghost in our machine is the countless viruses obtained by foolishly clicking on those penis-enlarged emails (
We're just curious, not that we need them or anything).
The site claims the gadget is meant to comfort people, but if you believe in ghosts, we're not sure how comfortable it would be to be told that a murder victim is floating in your room with a demon-like performance.
The creator is very smart in producing a device that cannot accuse of not working properly.
Because ghosts are not. Physical or non
It's impossible to tell if it really detects a real ghost, if it really detects an unreal ghost, or just really makes your co-worker feel weirdworkers.
4 USB pencil sharpener is an electric pencil sharpener that is connected to your computer for some inexplicable reason.
Thankfully, unlike other forces
The device uses a low-emission pencil sharpener.
Power consumption.
There is no need to worry about the annoying installer needed for a manual pencil sharpener ---
This is plug and play.
You don't need a pencil if you are close enough to the computer to use this thing.
Your computer is there.
It's like selling a phonograph that can only be powered by an iPod.
Actually, the only reason this is connected to the PC seems to be to power its lights.
Placing colorful lights on useless items has become the main content of the gadget world, and it is speculated that for those who are easily distracted, increasing sales seems that they will not be able to use computers in the first place. 3Roll-
Scroll keyboard-
The Up keyboard is designed with flexible materials (
Usually rubber of some type)
This can be rolled up in a moderately tight bundle for easy transportation-
For those who are tired of dragging the keyboard around all day, this is the perfect choice.
If it's your business to drown electronics in the water, it's also water.
Why do you need a portable keyboard?
The laptop has its own keyboard, and if you don't like the laptop's keyboard for some reason, you will certainly not like typing on this floppy disk.
Try to put it on your lap and watch your fingers chase the key that is now covered in your lap.
The only conceivable situation is that it would be useful if you were planning some emergency typing under water, but we can only think of seven or eight situations where we have to do that.
2 USB heated slippers will your feet get cold when you sit next to your computer? Don't panic!
Thanko, a Japanese electronics company, designed a pair of USB heating slippers that will help you keep your feet warm when you work near your computer in a cold environment, for example, a meat freezer or an Arctic research laboratory.
It's hard to say what the creators want in the market for this device (
Someone wearing slippers or someone using a computer)
Because there is very little intersection between these two groups.
Even if you are such a person, these slippers are unlikely to be of much use outside of your home life.
If you decide to use it at home, its wires are short and you will be hindered, and most of your time you spend on various items around your computer.
Worst of all, it takes up two USB slots (
One for each slippers)
Allow few remaining slots in the rest of the USB-powered attire.
Don't you like bodyguards?
Insult your hairstyle and refuse you to enter the most fashionable club?
Now you can have your own USB.
Electric bodyguard, just in case you
Self-esteem is not low enough.
This device should be able to prevent people from stealing your stuff, and there are three unique phrases to scare away thieves like "you won't come anywhere near, looks like this "and" you are cruising for the Bruni ".
"The idea is that if a villain sneaks into your desk while you are away, the device will detect his presence and yell at him, thus breaking his confidence, let him sneak out with shame.
Where do we start?
The creator apparently relied on the bodyguard to use his 8-
Perhaps because of his deep understanding of 1950 slang.
This is obviously a ridiculous assumption.
In fact, the thief may have just stolen the equipment itself (
We heard that criminals are big fans of sarcasm).
We guess this device works through some kind of movement.
Detection System, which means it can't distinguish possible thieves, random passers-
And its owner.
So if the thief happens to sneak past your compartment without noticing all the very important spreadsheets you open, your convenient counter
The theft device will help get his attention by insulting him.
Be sure to find your bodyguard as soon as possible.
Once they have one installed on each computer at Lanley's CIA headquarters, prices may rise.