Jack Knox: You’re the best, Tom Brady. Break a leg - the best toothbrush

They say it may snow on Vancouver Island today.
Also, Tom Brady will win the Super Bowl again.
At least the snow will melt. Brady?
Cheshire Cat smirk will exist long after his death, which he will never, because 41-year-
Always the eternal Voldemort of the NFL, become immortal by consuming the broken soul indefinitely.
I don't mean it in a negative way.
Some people think I am not kind.
They call the quarterback of the New England Patriots the goat.
The greatest ever-
This is hard to argue about, but I suspect the name also comes from the horns hidden in his completely curly hair (
Occasionally poke a hole in the helmet).
He also has hoofs.
This is an uncommon point of view.
Brady already has five Super Bowl champion rings, and he is often at the top of the list of the most admired and despised characters in football.
Even the South China Morning Post published an article titled "Why do people hate Tom Brady and the Patriots so much?
"Maybe it's because they know that even if Brady is unlikely to die --
His supermodel wife left his perfect outline, and he estimated $180
Net worth of millions of dollars-St.
Peter will wait at the Gate of Heaven, looking forward to his autograph.
The goat will gloat and take it as he deserves.
It is not a simple jealousy that rolls the critic's lips.
Misfortune does not arise when mortals compare themselves to God, although it does not help. (
Yuval Noah Harari wrote in his book The wise man: "If you are 18year-
5,000 years ago, in a small village, you might feel very good.
Because there are only 50 men in your village, most of them are either old, scarred, wrinkled or small children.
But if you're a teenager today, you're likely to feel like you're not enough.
Even if the rest of the school is ugly, you will not compare with them, but with the movie stars, athletes and supermodels you see all day on TV, Facebook and giant billboards. ”)
No, we all know. and accept —
Life is better for some people than others.
One day many years ago, when I walked into a mill Bay fast food restaurant, I proved it, and when the three young women behind the counter filled in their orders wholeheartedly, I found myself in a Harry Potter cloak (Orange juice)
The only other customer was a god from Greece who was a blonde California rower who came over from a regatta at Brentwood College. (
I think the meeting between Ryan Reynolds and Orlando Bloom will only look a little better. )So, I waited. And waited.
I made a few phone calls, paid income taxes, and reread the trilogy of Lord of the Rings.
Somewhere, a bird is singing.
Finally, a counter staff member took long enough from her reverie to take my money, but then --
I'm not making this up.
Gave my change to the good guy. looking guy.
He handed me the coin and said, "Well, I think this is yours . ".
"Thank you," I replied.
"Nice to see you again.
Glad they didn't escort you out.
Oh, we got your check back. it may not be bacterial.
"I shouldn't have done that.
He did nothing wrong.
If Brady had received my change, he would have stuffed it into his pocket instead of giving it back to me.
If Brady wins the lottery, he will think he deserves it.
I like to think so.
This is at the heart of the bad will to the quarterback, thinking that he is smug, entitled, and not grateful enough for what he has --
The crime worthy of exile to the perfect prison is there, where he will be put together by roommate Martha Stewart and her lovely little shiv made of ivory toothbrushes stolen from the Dalai Lama's guest bathroom, at that time she had air from her compressor in Hima achal.
Of course, you can also apply the same judgment to many of us in Canada, which ranked first in the world in international quality last week. of-life index.
From the perspective of others on earth, we were born in such a peaceful, prosperous place and won the Super Bowl of life, but many of us regard our blessings as innate
Not very good looking.
Even Brady, after last year's Super Bowl defeat, was lucky enough to post a message on social media seven times using the word "gratitude.