'It's not just women who get broody after a certain age' - round electric toothbrush

Why a 35-year-
The old man is a pitiful person, but the woman is completely normal. all men are subconsciously looking for a girl with long buttocks and legs, so that the child grows taller, or she just thought I 'd come forward and say I'm ready to be a dad --let's do it!
The problem is I have no one to do it.
My colleague said I was a uterine attacker.
What happened to me turned me into a model of a male rabbit, defined by the Oxford English Dictionary: "A woman with a strong desire for a child.
"There is no mention of a person who has a strong desire.
I am not an old virgin, but maybe I am a bachelor who has been identified.
Not in the British tabloids (meaning I'm gay), but someone who is destined to be unmarried forever.
The beautiful woman, starring Julia Roberts, is a movie about a prostitute with a heart, recently repeated on TV, and I fell in love with a prostitute 24 years ago.
Yes, "slag, F * ', rella ".
I don't want to point out the obvious problem, but in fact she isbelieve hooker.
Still, I think I want a girl with a bigger smile than the Batman Joker.
God, I have to hurry. . .
Recently, my friends and brothers and I were at a bar in southern Dublin, working hard on my new chip and pin bank card, while the sexy, frowning bartender looked at me.
I was finally able to pay for my drink after about an hour and I wanted her to take my baby with me.
My bank card is not activated, but my family is like a family.
My brother said loudly, "I only slept for four hours last night, and it's something that only a new dad can boast about.
I woke up at six.
Fifteen o'clock A. M. that's a liein for me.
My friend bragged about how he got his twoyear-
So she still thinks it's night.
But it doesn't work for his three children. year-
The old son ran into the room at five o'clock A. M. citing the Disney movie "Frozen": "The sky is awake, so I am awake.
"However, I still want a child even when I hear these parenting nightmares.
For social reasons, I tried to tag rugby and asked why one of the girls from the other team played.
Her answer is "looking for a husband ".
I went to the uterus.
A woman selling art at St. Stephen Green told me about her friend: "Well, they all have children in full bloom.
Just like they wanted me to have a baby on the kitchen table, but I couldn't stand the pain.
If you don't have kids, you're not in their gang.
"During the National Wild Cat cycle, I visited the dsp.
I like cats, but I'm not a virgin.
I fell in love with a turmeric cat that I wanted to adopt.
I want to have a cat as a substitute for a baby.
I dreamed that my mother had found me a blind date.
Then Newstalk made it a reality for me, so my mom asked the audience if they wanted to go out with me.
She received a letter from a woman's hand, and she promised to give it to her two grandchildren.
She has given them unusual Irish names.
We did not choose this candidate.
The blind date with the young doctor my mom finally chose went well.
Mom is dating me.
I think it was at that point that I got serious and started looking for a potential partner, not as a short romantic date, but something more: a baby --maker.
I found a pair of high heels at the infamous nightclub copper face Jack in Ireland.
Maybe I can find the owner, she will be my coal slag, F * ', Rella, but then again, what happened in the helicopter will stay in the helicopter.
In order to find the right person at the wrong time, or wait until the right time to marry the wrong person, I met a flight attendant in the bar, say "your dimples are good," but what I really want to say is "we were the first Irish to" have children "last year in a private hospital in Amsterdam.
Thanks to a simulator, I experienced the feeling of delivery and it gave me the same feeling as the real pain of delivery.
For more than two hours, the electrodes have been firing through my body all the way to my testicles.
It feels like a little Leko kick you in your belly, an electric toothbrush under your skin.
Then I thought I understood women.
I can look into their eyes and say, "I see you ".
Now, it all makes sense when women are in a bad mood and unreasonable.
Because they're babies. Make machines.
Now, I want to make a fuss about the moms who have been pushing them out all the time.
A friend of mine who trained at Fitsquad said that sometimes she would see a child, and suddenly she was overwhelmed, but then it passed.
This is not through for me.
I know there's nothing to say.
Before I was in my 70 s, I could have children while women had a ticking biological clock.
I checked my sperm and the doctor showed me the little tadpole: "Look at the slow swimming there, because you drank too much coffee and had a good weekend.
"My sperm count is good, but I need to stop drinking five cups of coffee a day and cut off the lock on Friday night --ins.
The poor swimmers will soon be better than Philps.
Jimmy Fallon, an American TV host, said, "Thanks to all mothers for being 3D printers for nature ".
Why would it be difficult for us to get together on this earth, because our time here is very short, no, this is for breeding.
But to be honest, I 've never been as good at spreading my seeds as some of the people I know who have different children in every port.
How do you run if a girl tells you in a bar that she wants to have your baby.
In Paris, a girl came up outside the bar.
I won't run because she just wants a lighter.
My companion made one and they started chatting.
This girl is incredible.
I turned to my friend Terry and said, "I want her to take my baby with her.
"Henry, calm down . " He replied.
I know I will find the right girl one day.
I hope I did not miss the ship.
My coal slag F * ckin' Rella is outside.
Just not in a helicopter.