is using a weird face sculpting mask contraption worth the faff? - best anti wrinkle device

In this week's (
I'm thinking of renaming "we do stupid things to our faces for content ")
, I accept beautiful unfair definitions that claim that you can only be attractive if you are permanently frozen at the age of 20. FUN.
The beauty industry is not happy to have us buy endless serum and La Mer trying to stop our skin from drooping in mm and also come up with all sorts of delightful
The aging gadget you can use on your face, hoping to stop the arrival of time.
Gadgets like this.
The name of Lang's upper mouth, as far as the purpose of this article is concerned, I just call it a face bra because it is almost like this.
But, in addition to "Your job is to do stupid things seriously and write them down on the Internet", there is a big problem: vinmax facial slimming cheek mask breathable chin strap lift anti-wrinkle mask is worth the name of faffAs, a wonderful device that promises to slimming the face, burn excessive fat, lift the double chin, improve the facial profile, prevent drooping cheeks.
Basically it is to make your face look young and not so fat. The dream.
More specifically, this is a slightly elastic pink strap that you wear on your head.
It holes in your ears, it's pink and black, it has Velcro, so you can make sure it's tightly tied to your old and gaunt head.
Note, I'm talking about a little elastic.
The face bra is not as flexible as the elastic headband you use to get your hair off your face.
It is firm, unyielding, a drop of sweatinducing.
You can breathe in, though, so it's always an added benefit.
7 hours per night for a week and a few more hours when I'm down.
In fact, all my waking moments with face bras.
In order to get the maximum lifting and tightening effect of the face bra, it is recommended that you wear it every night when you sleep, and any time you hang out at home or do things.
It is confusing to suggest that you wear a mask and take it off every 40 minutes.
I didn't follow this guidance because I couldn't stand the idea of waking up every 40 minutes to keep my old skin together.
Instead, I keep it whenever I sleep in my own house (
My relationship has not yet entered the stage of "wearing a beautiful protector on your face in front of each other)
And any time I don't eat at home.
I also wore it briefly at work because I am a fool who likes to be extremely embarrassed.
There are a lot of faff for such a simple, stupid device.
I spent quite a bit of time working on how you put things on.
There was no instructions in the bag, so I had to stare at the pictures of beautiful women on Amazon and see where things should go.
You will think it is most annoying to find out the problem.
You're wrong.
Even if I knew how to use the bra, I still had a hard time putting it on my face. It slid back.
It suddenly opened.
It slipped forward and rubbed my face like an angry baby.
It is generous to describe the face bra as "comfortable.
If I was really good, I would say it might be comforting to feel your face in someone's warm embrace.
But the reality is that the slimming mask is not comfortable.
It cuts into my ears and makes my chin ache and usually feels like someone is trying to crush my head very, very slowly.
Also, as I may have mentioned, wearing it makes me look and feel really stupid.
Seriously, look at me. I’m an idiot.
Every morning, I woke up to find my face bra thrown on the other side of the room, and I believe this shows that in my unconscious state I became so angry with the existence of the bra, so much so that I tore it off and threw it away.
I was also woken up by a slightly sore chin.
You can't eat a bra on your face.
You can talk, but you have to work hard.
You can walk around and keep doing things, but you will feel silly.
You will also experience a circle of sweat on your head.
This is my warning.
A week later, did I look fresh?
In the face of youth, I was not.
I still have wrinkles around my mouth and fine lines on my forehead.
My skin is still bleak and full of despair.
Is this product working properly?
If you have been wearing a mask every night for decades, it is possible before your skin has the time to drooping and the curse of time to take away your young beauty, your face will indeed be stronger and slimmer than before.
But you will suffer.
I was ashamed of wearing a mask (
That was before I put the photos on the Internet)
It hurts my face.
I can't imagine being able to put up with this evening, going out at night for the rest of the day, only to get a slightly less rough chin.
I refuse to do so.
Forever painful facial decoration is not worth the joy of looking younger.
If we define faff as pain, discomfort, and accept whether it is worth it no matter how hard you try to keep your skin young, you are still slowly moving towards death, absolutely not.
Just buy some moisturizer, drink plenty of water, and accept that getting older is inevitable. It’s okay.