Even tough guys like me can be dental wusses - good electric toothbrush

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This article is published 21/8/207 (650 days ago)
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You will be very jealous when you hear what I did last weekend.
I went to buy a new toothbrush.
Yes, I know. my life is very exciting.
Before you go to the sports festival, please allow me to point out that I am not buying an ordinary, monotonous, old one
School toothbrush
No, I'm buying a fancy state. of-the-art, high-
Technically, the price of a computer electric toothbrush is slightly lower than that of a foreign sports car, and when it is not used to clean teeth, it performs the following tasks: 1.
Teach your child how to drive; 2.
Calculate your tax; 3.
Walk the dog; 4.
Share embarrassing photos of your teeth online.
I want to stress that I personally don't want to buy a ridiculously expensive toothbrush.
My dentist told me to do it.
Thanks to my well-known irrational fear of dentists, I do whatever he asks me to do.
For the record, this is the first time in my life that I need an operation (bad word)toothbrush.
What happened was that last week I went to clean my teeth and the dentist crossed their arms over their chest for a few minutes, frowning at me and making a giggle with their tongue.
This is the medical professional way they convey their very disappointing thoughts about you, because your teeth are coated with a disgusting patch, without doing any practical research, millions of bacteria gather together, meet on your teeth, and when they are tired, gather together to form a tan gunk called tartar, it makes you look like the dead ghost of Austin Bowles.
"What is your floss therapy?
"I was asked by the Health Man.
"What is dental cleansing?
"That's what I answered.
At this moment, the health man turned his eyes and sniffed: "That's what I thought.
"For those of you who don't know the latest dental care techniques, it almost all boils down to dental floss, something I can't do physically and mentally because-
Pay close attention to me here
I am a man of extreme gender.
The problem is that the floss is designed to have the same consistency as the thinnest thread in the world, which means that when you equip the big floss, it is impossible to catch it, clumsy man's hand, fingers usually the same size and shape as mature zucchini.
The well-known scientific fact is that human hands are biologically designed to deal with a limited number of objects, including: 1.
Barbecue tongs; 2. Chainsaws; 3.
Sporting goods such as baseball bats, baseball bats and golf clubs; 4.
TV remote control.
The news point I put forward is that I have never used dental floss in my life, which means that my teeth are (bad word)
The playground for the plaque, which means I like to clean my teeth like others like to be covered with water or remove the spleen with a butter knife.
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, "Oh, Doug, you're a complete fool when you go to the dentist.
"Captain brave, you can't say it right anymore.
I am a big dentist and for about eight years I have been avoiding letting anyone see my teeth until one night I attended a fundraiser for the homeless, I had a slice of pizza-CRACK! —
I thought it was a petrified spicy Italian sausage that broke a tooth.
Since then, I go to the dentist every six months and now they want me to clean every four months because it turns out that my mouth is the zero ground for plaque.
What you need to know before you laugh is that as you read this column, millions of sticky little bacteria spots peeping from your mouth, pray you can clip these two bacteria. for-
A burger coupon
So last week, I leaned over the chair and stared at a toaster-sized TV with a white chair in my hand --
Knuckled death grip, while the lovely and kind sanitary staff had a casual conversation when attacking my teeth with sharp metal appliances that, in my opinion, were whaling
I try to be manly, but it's not easy. "OUCH!
You just ripped off my gums in half!
"No, I'm not, silly," she answered calmly when the health man poked another tooth.
"YES YOU DID!
"I will hum and cry openly in order to get a little sympathy.
"Haha," she will answer.
"You are so funny.
"Anyway, I think you probably know why I agreed to spend a lot of money on a fine plaque --
Hopefully this will make my dental visit more enjoyable.
In fact, I can't wait to take this new height.
Test the power device of the drive in my bacteria-infested mouth.
I plan to do this when it finishes my taxes and takes the dog for a walk. doug.
Speirs @ freepress. mb.