7 Cyber Monday deals that Prince Harry may not realize he needs - where to buy electric toothbrush

Dear Prince Harry: congratulate you on your engagement to the delightful Meghan Markle and share this happy news on Cyber Monday, upgrade the crazy online business day to a massive click spree for royal observers and bottom hunters.
Me, me and a discounted encore Elite 2-
Port USB wall charger with PowerIQ.
Now my wife and I can charge the phone at the same time at night because our hearts are full of love and when she screams and asks "why did you buy another charger?
I have tripped over the wire.
"I don't think you have much time to take part in Cyber Monday, official photo shoots, interviews, public appearances, phone calls from global leaders, tears from heartbroken young women and brief doubts, this is all perfectly normal.
Your life will change this spring.
Your life will be better.
At least, I hope so.
Make sure you're ready to get the most happiness out of your married life
As a bachelor you seem to be more inclined to have the most fun
I wrote down some products while browsing Amazon on Web Monday.
Harry, you really deserve these things before you become a Newlyweds: 1.
Anti-snoring strap ($16. 99)What’s that?
You're not snoring?
Remember my words: one night in the future, about 3. m.
You will wake up in horror and find Megan desperately trying to tie the tennis ball to your back with tape.
"I can't stand it anymore! She will scream.
"You sound like a wood chipper! ” This pro-
The happy gadget is like the movement Band of the husband's chin and chin, making it difficult to loosen the noisy part and to disturb the life of the lover.
It is "scientifically designed to provide instant snoring relief.
Never forget the first rule of marriage marketing: "relief" is always for her. 2. Amazon Echo ($99. 99)
Even if you already have a group of human servants, I cannot stress the importance of digital assistants helping in the later stages
Union arrangements.
Now you only have one calendar.
Soon you will have three: yours, hers and a joint calendar.
Alexa can set an alert when you need to buy a new matching bad cowboy, or remind you of the upcoming Rwanda charity mission that overlaps with Invictus.
You can also ask Alexa questions that may arise in the next few years, like, "What have I done wrong?
Then, "please order a dozen long-stem roses. ”3.
Mirror and beard catcher ($13. 95)
Soon you will share the bathroom in Nottingham Cottage at Kensington Palace.
While Megan is now madly in love with you, little things can make her nervous over time.
I mean the disgusting facial hair you put in the sink.
Now you can trim your ginger sacs with peace of mind.
Simply wrap one end of this "comfortable bib" around your neck like a barbecue apron on cloth and suck-
Cup the other side of the mirror or tile.
It's like a carefree GFD safety net.
Remember: the key to a happy marriage is to stay away from her mouth --
B. dynamic electric toothbrush ($29. 96). 4.
Second edition of lost listening art: learn how listening improves relationships (Paperback, $19. 66)Go on, Harry. I’m all ears.
You will need it soon. 5. Coleman 8-oz.
Stainless steel flask ($11. 18)
If there are royal descendants in the plan, you will need to stock the hip flask.
I have one each time: school concert, Halloween, repeat frozen viewing, gymnastics class, date of play, algebra homework.
This special model is durable and stylish, which means that at the right angle, you can even sneak a sip of Bombay Sapphire without discovering it, because your child is in Santa Claus for five hours in a row.
Cousin George, the letter T, the grass, the milk, the cloud, and a monster that looks suspicious, lurking in the TV like Nigel Farage. 6.
Tea Cup personality ($21. 91)
Why do you have her name on your personalized teacup?
As a valuable reminder.
In fact, the whole information in these 11 ounces.
The dishwasher and microwave safe Cup read: "No one is perfect.
If your name is Megan, you're close.
"You will not appreciate this simple wisdom until at least ten years after you get married.
But believe me, you need to start staring at this cup every day. 7.
Classic inflatable mattress (Intex)$36. 43)
The inflatable sleep machine costs more than 50 cents and comes with a built-in
Pillow and electric pump.
This is one of the purchases that would like to stay in the box, like Fuller tools 160 --
A home repair bag I just bought. (
I don't know what 80 per cent of the included tools actually do. )Doesn’t matter.
At some point you may be kicked out of your royal bed in a heated argument.
This mobile inflatable mattress allows you to sleep, snore and grow your beard comfortably on your own until the sun rises, and you both address issues you never expected on Cyber Monday 2017. vmenon@thestar.